Adoptive Home of the Test Tube Aliens
Welcome to the unofficial home of the Test Tube Aliens, you can find all you ever wanted to know about them here, you might like to adopt one and nurture it back to health while it awaits a new home!
Their Story
Naratuko (their home planet) is dying. The environment in the test tube recreates that of Naratuko until a new suitable planet can be found for them to colonise.
Their Planet has habitable sloog swamp, much like the continent on earth, so their natural living environment deems they may be raised in a sloog environment which contains their food & nutrients and protects them from drying out.
Due to the size of their planet and the speed which it rotates around its suns, one year on Naratuko equates to one earth day, our daytime being their summer, our night their winter. On Naratuko it is light all summer and dark all winter so to maintain perfect health the aliens prefer to see 12 hours continuous light followed by 12 hours continuous dark.
The Aliens breathe through the tips of their antennae, and for perfect health they like to remain covered in sloog, with just the tips of their antennas protruding. If completely immersed in sloog they will start to drown, and if not given enough they will starve and dry out. The Aliens will grow to their maximum size over a period of about 14 days making them the equivalent of teenagers on their own planet, and they can live to over 200 years Old on their own planet!
Whilst the aliens are alive they have a visible flashing heartbeat. They can communicate with their home planet via the internet, by holding an alien up to the portal window at testtubealiens.com, the alien can be interrogated to determine its health & age or to put it into various modes, we have an howto section explaining the various settings.
Why Are they here?
The Evil Aliens, unable to secure planetary domination, and now facing imminent defeat, turned their attention to the destruction of Naratuko, with the twisted aim of terminating the entire species.
In the face of the destruction of their race, the Good Aliens decided that their only hope would be to do as their forefathers have done. A generic mutation allowed them to regress their age and transform their bodies into that of an unborn alien. By doing this they lost all of their bodily strength, gained over centuries, only their powerful minds remaining intact, as their bodies reverted to that of an infant.
They would travel the Galaxy in search of a sympathetic life form that would raise them back to adulthood, until such a time as a new, habitable planet could be found. As they fled the planet in their regressed, chrysalis state, the evil race saw the lights from their launch and decided they also had no choice. the evil race would not allow the good to prevail and decided to undertake the same gruesome transformation so that they could pursue the Good Race, in an attempt to wipe them out once and for all....
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